Hi fans it's your buddy deadpool

Deadpool Theme SongDeadpool, Deadpool,Does whatever he's paid to do,Shoots his guns, all the time,Drops his victims, just like flies,Whatch out! Here comes that crimson buffoon!Does he talk? Listen bub-A better question is: Does he shut up?Is the man uglier than sin?I wouldn't know where to begin,Look over there! He's in his underwear!In the chill of the night,Where he really shouldn't be,He arrives just in time,To make life harder for you and me!Deadpool, Deadpool,Unfriendly Neighborhood Deadpool,For wealth and fame, he was never meant-Action is his punishment!To him,Life is a great big bang-up,Where-ever there's a hang up,Caused by that violent fool! 2.deviantart.com/fs22/300W/f/2008/020/b/b/Deadpool_is_a_Pimp_by_Fatalist555.jpg

Deadpool Theme SongDeadpool, Deadpool,Does whatever he's paid to do,Shoots his guns, all the time,Drops his victims, just like flies,Whatch out! Here comes that crimson buffoon!Does he talk? Listen bub-A better question is: Does he shut up?Is the man uglier than sin?I wouldn't know where to begin,Look over there! He's in his underwear!In the chill of the night,Where he really shouldn't be,He arrives just in time,To make life harder for you and me!Deadpool, Deadpool,Unfriendly Neighborhood Deadpool,For wealth and fame, he was never meant-Action is his punishment!To him,Life is a great big bang-up,Where-ever there's a hang up,Caused by that violent fool!

Is it me or do lady's that wear bunny ears on their heads and wearing hot bikinis love me I think it's me. Sorry I haven't been answering your E-mails I've been hanging out with Poison Ivy and didn't kill Batman. She forgave for falling to kill him, we agreed to go take a vacation to the Bahamas for a mouth. Four weeks later Marvel Comics called me and said I finally got a movie cameo and a new solo book. I told her It's time for me to go back to my universe before thay kill me off for good.

the HI fans and blogers It's your fun loving, death dealing buddy DeadPoolmerc with the mouth. After the o so scary Batman sent that voice mail.Ivy looked scared I huged her and said nothing going to happen to you while I'm around. Now were in Gotham City to get kill Batman.

the HI fans and blogger it's your buddy DEADPOOL merc with the mouth. Sorry I didn't answerer your E-mails last night. I was having dinner with Poison Ivy at a fancy restraint, after that we went back to my house to make love in my bed. Then Nightwing crashed throw the window while we were having sex. I yelled at him and said do you mind I'M enjoying my self. I used my SHORYUKEN to knock him out and I cuffed to a street light. Now for the questions, Question 1 comes from Midnighter he asks will you join the Authority? yes finely a hero team i can work with.
Question 2 comes from batman? DEADPOOL bring Ivy back to Gotham.

Hi fan and Bogers It's your buddy Deadpool The Merc with the mouth. Fans life has been great to me since.I met Poison Ivy she beautiful, smart, and sexy; She very good in bed. But Nightwing been fallowing for 2 weeks now no wonder my common sense is tingling lately. Now for the E-Mails. Question 1 comes from Thor he asks how did it feel to have my powers? Having the power of thunder in your pains son of Odin. Question 2 comes from Beast of the X-Men he asks why were you at the mansion? Paine raiding throw Ms.frost dour. Question 3 comes from Iron deadpool he asks you vs. Jack Bower? You gotta be kidding me Jack Bower I would kill him in 5 minutes.

Friday, June 13, 2008Hello fan and blogers , It's your buddy DeadPool The Merc with the mouth . My date with Poison Ivy went great no need to worry fans she didn't try to kill with a vine or her pet. Then the very scary Batman came to in front of me. He was going to take Poison Ivy back to to arkham I beat up batman and we got away. She asked will you hide me from batman; I said yes. we are currently at my apartment and away from batman. Question 1 comes what a surprise it's from Ironman he asks why did you poison my vodka? because your a Pansy and a prick. Question 2 comes from Beast of the X-Men he asks why were in the X-mansion? you don't want to the answer to that question. Question 3 comes from Mr.Fanatic he asks Sue and I haven been doing for some time what should I do ? Work less and be with her more often.

Friday, June 13, 2008

Hello fan and blogers , It's your buddy DeadPool The Merc with the mouth . My date with Poison Ivy went great no need to worry fans she didn't try to kill with a vine or her pet. Then the very scary Batman came to in front of me. He was going to take Poison Ivy back to to arkham I beat up batman and we got away. She asked will you hide me from batman; I said yes. we are currently at my apartment and away from batman. Question 1 comes what a surprise it's from Ironman he asks why did you poison my vodka? because your a Pansy and a prick. Question 2 comes from Beast of the X-Men he asks why were in the X-mansion? you don't want to the answer to that question. Question 3 comes from Mr.Fanatic he asks Sue and I haven been doing for some time what should I do ? Work less and be with her more often.

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2. Hello fans and bloger It's your buddy DeadPool the merc with the mouth. Sorry I've been ancering your questions I had to kill 200 Skrulls this weekend. Also a cheese party at X-masion. Now for the questions, Question 1 comes from Iron man fan he asks who do you think is a Skrull? Iron Man, Ms.Marvel, Daredevil, and Stan Lee. Question 2 comes from Poison Ivy she asks can we go out on a date? yes,yes,ooo yes and I' LL break you out of Arham too.

Hello fans and blogers it's your buddy DeadPool the Merc with the mouth. I beat DeathStroke in Gotham City, think god Batman was out of town on JLA work. Then I stole all of DeathStorke money, and then I was back in Marvel Universe. A couple days later The Thing invented me to his poker night he told me to bring my own tequila. I beat them all From Deadpool!!! Hello blogger this is Deadpool the "merc with the mouth." My interview with Entertainment weekly went so well they dropped the lawsuit. Today I have appeared in the D.C universe and I will battle Deathstroke in Gotham City. Before I fight him I'll answer some questions that Jose from Mexico has sent to me. Here are some of the questions he sent me. Question 1: How do you get a girls attention? Be yourself, tell the truth about yourself, and name you thing down stares the human torch. Question 2: Cyclops vs you who would win? Me because he is too nice and I got healing factor and better combat skills or wear the old marvel girl costume and make him die laughing.Question 3: Will you ever come to Mexico to drink with me? Yes, yes, ooo yes. Sorry gotta go beat up Deathstroke for planting that C-4 under my bed. Bye for now.

Deadpool's BlogHello my friends and fans of my comic book. This is Deadpool the merc with the mouth. Entertainment Weekly interviewed me, which is weird because I force fed chill conges to the staff and writers while they were duck taped to their chairs. Come on at lest I didn't kill them. They would drop the law suit if I agreed to do an interview with them.
Question: How did you get your powers?
Answer: Cancer, weapon x, insanity.
Question: What do you do for a living?
Answer: Merc for hire you stupid magazine creators.
Question: How many girlfriends have you had?
Answer: Outlaw, Psylocke, Siren.
Question: What is the craziest mission you ever did?
Answer: The time Cable hired me to steal a force field thingy. I had to kill undead clowns - and I hate clowns.
Question: Which hero team would you join?Answer: The New Avengers because they need comic relief and a guys guy.From DeadPool

From DEADPOOL! Hello fans and blogers It's your buddy DeadPool the merc with the mouth; Sorry I've not been answering you E-Mails. There is an explanation for it; Dr.Strange hired me to stop Baron Mordo from using an old dark magic. I did what Dr.Strange wouldn't do I killed him. Question 1: comes from Iron deadpool you vs. The Joker? You gotta be kidding me a clown, a freaking clown. Me because I have better fighting skills and he cant beat a guy in a bat suit. Question 2: comes from machine man? Will you ever have Cable in your blog? No the less I have G.I Jesus on the blog the better. Question 3: comes from Syran? Will you watch the baby while I and multiple man go out? Yes I will. Question4: comes from Batman he asks will you help me find poison Ivy? I will if you forgive me for destroying your office.

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Hello fans and blogger it's your buddy DEADPOOL the merc with the mouth. This is my first blog where I can do what i want. Now to the questions you want answers to. The first question comes from Machine Man he asks will you have Cable on your blog? no I don't want him on it and he is protecting the first muten child since M day. Question 2 comes from Avengers fan boy he asks If you fought Iron man how would you beat him? First give him a bottle of vodka impersonate Jarvis to get his attention put him in the Amor then have him crash in to the empire state buliding and blow up. Question 3 comes from batman he asks what were you doing in my city? you dont want to know the answer to that one.