Deadpool's BlogHello my friends and fans of my comic book. This is Deadpool the merc with the mouth. Entertainment Weekly interviewed me, which is weird because I force fed chill conges to the staff and writers while they were duck taped to their chairs. Come on at lest I didn't kill them. They would drop the law suit if I agreed to do an interview with them.
Question: How did you get your powers?
Answer: Cancer, weapon x, insanity.
Question: What do you do for a living?
Answer: Merc for hire you stupid magazine creators.
Question: How many girlfriends have you had?
Answer: Outlaw, Psylocke, Siren.
Question: What is the craziest mission you ever did?
Answer: The time Cable hired me to steal a force field thingy. I had to kill undead clowns - and I hate clowns.
Question: Which hero team would you join?Answer: The New Avengers because they need comic relief and a guys guy.From DeadPool