Monday, May 19, 2008

Hello fans and blogers it's your buddy DeadPool the Merc with the mouth. I beat DeathStroke in Gotham City, think god Batman was out of town on JLA work. Then I stole all of DeathStorke money, and then I was back in Marvel Universe. A couple days later The Thing invented me to his poker night he told me to bring my own tequila. I beat them all From Deadpool!!! Hello blogger this is Deadpool the "merc with the mouth." My interview with Entertainment weekly went so well they dropped the lawsuit. Today I have appeared in the D.C universe and I will battle Deathstroke in Gotham City. Before I fight him I'll answer some questions that Jose from Mexico has sent to me. Here are some of the questions he sent me. Question 1: How do you get a girls attention? Be yourself, tell the truth about yourself, and name you thing down stares the human torch. Question 2: Cyclops vs you who would win? Me because he is too nice and I got healing factor and better combat skills or wear the old marvel girl costume and make him die laughing.Question 3: Will you ever come to Mexico to drink with me? Yes, yes, ooo yes. Sorry gotta go beat up Deathstroke for planting that C-4 under my bed. Bye for now.

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