Monday, May 19, 2008
Hello fans and blogers it's your buddy DeadPool the Merc with the mouth. I beat DeathStroke in Gotham City, think god Batman was out of town on JLA work. Then I stole all of DeathStorke money, and then I was back in Marvel Universe. A couple days later The Thing invented me to his poker night he told me to bring my own tequila. I beat them all From Deadpool!!! Hello blogger this is Deadpool the "merc with the mouth." My interview with Entertainment weekly went so well they dropped the lawsuit. Today I have appeared in the D.C universe and I will battle Deathstroke in Gotham City. Before I fight him I'll answer some questions that Jose from Mexico has sent to me. Here are some of the questions he sent me. Question 1: How do you get a girls attention? Be yourself, tell the truth about yourself, and name you thing down stares the human torch. Question 2: Cyclops vs you who would win? Me because he is too nice and I got healing factor and better combat skills or wear the old marvel girl costume and make him die laughing.Question 3: Will you ever come to Mexico to drink with me? Yes, yes, ooo yes. Sorry gotta go beat up Deathstroke for planting that C-4 under my bed. Bye for now.
Deadpool's BlogHello my friends and fans of my comic book. This is Deadpool the merc with the mouth. Entertainment Weekly interviewed me, which is weird because I force fed chill conges to the staff and writers while they were duck taped to their chairs. Come on at lest I didn't kill them. They would drop the law suit if I agreed to do an interview with them.
Question: How did you get your powers?
Answer: Cancer, weapon x, insanity.
Question: What do you do for a living?
Answer: Merc for hire you stupid magazine creators.
Question: How many girlfriends have you had?
Answer: Outlaw, Psylocke, Siren.
Question: What is the craziest mission you ever did?
Answer: The time Cable hired me to steal a force field thingy. I had to kill undead clowns - and I hate clowns.
Question: Which hero team would you join?Answer: The New Avengers because they need comic relief and a guys guy.From DeadPool
Question: How did you get your powers?
Answer: Cancer, weapon x, insanity.
Question: What do you do for a living?
Answer: Merc for hire you stupid magazine creators.
Question: How many girlfriends have you had?
Answer: Outlaw, Psylocke, Siren.
Question: What is the craziest mission you ever did?
Answer: The time Cable hired me to steal a force field thingy. I had to kill undead clowns - and I hate clowns.
Question: Which hero team would you join?Answer: The New Avengers because they need comic relief and a guys guy.From DeadPool
From DEADPOOL! Hello fans and blogers It's your buddy DeadPool the merc with the mouth; Sorry I've not been answering you E-Mails. There is an explanation for it; Dr.Strange hired me to stop Baron Mordo from using an old dark magic. I did what Dr.Strange wouldn't do I killed him. Question 1: comes from Iron deadpool you vs. The Joker? You gotta be kidding me a clown, a freaking clown. Me because I have better fighting skills and he cant beat a guy in a bat suit. Question 2: comes from machine man? Will you ever have Cable in your blog? No the less I have G.I Jesus on the blog the better. Question 3: comes from Syran? Will you watch the baby while I and multiple man go out? Yes I will. Question4: comes from Batman he asks will you help me find poison Ivy? I will if you forgive me for destroying your office.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
From deadpool
Hello fans and blogger it's your buddy DEADPOOL the merc with the mouth. This is my first blog where I can do what i want. Now to the questions you want answers to. The first question comes from Machine Man he asks will you have Cable on your blog? no I don't want him on it and he is protecting the first muten child since M day. Question 2 comes from Avengers fan boy he asks If you fought Iron man how would you beat him? First give him a bottle of vodka impersonate Jarvis to get his attention put him in the Amor then have him crash in to the empire state buliding and blow up. Question 3 comes from batman he asks what were you doing in my city? you dont want to know the answer to that one.
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